homoboyfriend:

Arguably the funniest April fools jokes I have ever seen

yimyam:

mr hozier PLEASE cover toxic by britney spears mr hozier PLEASE

serotnin:

serotnin:

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

ohjustletmewriteinpeace:

turnabout:

misshoneywheeler:

zot5:

“It’s a fact, guys.” – Kore Conversations: Tan France and Manny Jacinto

Oblig:

LITERALLY THE CUTEST INTERVIEW

it was this pic that Lin-Manuel saw and honestly I nearly said the same thing

maidsonas:

maidsonas:

You guys wanna know the cool new thing they’re doing at my school to prevent vaping

So they’ve implemented “crime stoppers” for this specific epidemic, yes?? They’re an organization that pays students for providing anonymous information about illegal activity, but now they’re really focusing on juuls and other nicotine related products. They’re paying these kids like 10 dollars for every person they tip about, and if they’re actually CAUGHT then they get more money at the end of the day, around 25$??? It’s insane- people are taking so much advantage of it, friendships are being torn apart, there’s already memes about this one kid who reported the entire baseball team and got eight fucking hundred dollars and he didn’t even come to school today because those boys were OUT for him. Like out for BLOOD. I-

d1rtypaws:

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

books-read-in-nooks:

My friends, when they come with me to the bookstore:

me, about to buy more books than I can carry:

radicallyaligned:

crawdaddykink:

Men be like “Let me just play Devil’s Advocate” like no, Shut up. You are the Devil

This post Has Influenced Me Beyond Reason.. Yesterday a man said to me “well, to be devil’s advocate-” and I said “there’s no ‘advocate’, men are the devil and when you speak its with his tongue” and he stared at me until be both awkwardly laughed bc i momentarily was haunted by a Victorian feminist ghost

gahdamnpunk:

It’s a tie between Akon’s “weehoo” and Timbaland’s “ehhh” for me

dankmemeuniversity:

systemshocker:

probablykoboldramblings:

greelin:

why are tree-related terms/words so satisfying… orchard.. grove.. thicket…

A druid wrote this

foreverravenclaw:

Reductress is the best site, no you can’t change my mind.

isurfdarkwaves:

Agreed.