20 10 / 2014

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

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20 10 / 2014

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

(via magicyourway)

20 10 / 2014

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

(Source: estormo-more-like-asstormo, via phoenixthecookiemonster)

20 10 / 2014

thesesquipedalianist:

thesesquipedalianist:

1. Be as swift as a coursing river

2. Have all the force of a great typhoon

3. Have all the strength of a raging fire

4. Be mysterious as the dark side of the moon

(via balletandbeautifulthings)

20 10 / 2014

its really sad that when i started throwing up last night i started crying cause i was freaking out about missing school

20 10 / 2014

Anonymous said: 56

56. In a relationship?

Yup with a fantastic guy, been with him for 7 months and im so happy with him hes the best, he’s the reason for my t tag

19 10 / 2014

14. 51. 94. 95 (sent via fanmail so i have to post it this way :/)

14.If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

going inside probably.

51. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Nah i cant hold grudges at all.

94. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Jordi davieson of san cisco (google him he’s so cute and can sing gahhhhh)

95. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

South Africa because ive got two friends there that i miss like crazy and both of them i could probably turn up at their door and they would ask zero questions  also its warm there and im cold

19 10 / 2014

swiggity-swaggity-swooty:

Sunday night selfie time

19 10 / 2014

Anonymous said: 76, 9

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

a spur of the moment song sung to me about my love of star wars and ability to quote 30 rock sung by my fantastic boyfriend who is dangerously charming when armed with a guitar.

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

trust and openness and a lot of laughter

Thank you!!!!

19 10 / 2014

swiggity-swaggity-swooty said: 2, 10, 16

thank you for asking!!!!

2. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

ach i dont know  i’d love to talk with the editors of the economist partially cause i feel like they’d have amazing stories and partially for the essay writing tips

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

a couple of days ago with my littlest brother

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

oh no how do i choose so many….um right now im on a real death cab for cutie kick its chill

thanks for asking woooooooooooooo

19 10 / 2014

shredded lettuce for tacos is all fun and games until its the only lettuce left in your house and you want to make a salad

19 10 / 2014

ustayclassy:


My masterpiece of a tweet

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

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19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

I'll try to give solid answers.

  • 1) Sexuality?
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • 7) What's your strangest talent?
  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 13) What's your religion?
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your preferred gender?
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 36) Define Art.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • 38) What's the weather like right now?
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • 62) What's your favorite animal?
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

19 10 / 2014

the single greatest scene in the history of cinema

(Source: elijahwood, via bymiathermopolis)