27 7 / 2014

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via skyxis)

27 7 / 2014

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

whovianallover:

theburningsea:

roysaladykiller:

paper-plane-sky:

theofficialariel:

I made this in an hour because I was pissed. 

IN AN HOUR

IF I MAKE YOU FURIOUS, WILL YOU MAKE MY WEDDING DRESS?!

CAN I LIVE WITH YOU AND LEARN YOUR WAYS

you could start business called angry apparel 

Just so I understand, you made a skirt and bustle in an hour? because if you made the corset too I stand in awe of your magical time wielding sewing machine skills

(via soletsidera)

27 7 / 2014

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via guy)

27 7 / 2014

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

(via ayyemacarena)

27 7 / 2014

braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

(via ayyemacarena)

27 7 / 2014

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

(Source: highonawindyhill, via ayyemacarena)

27 7 / 2014

  • 1: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • 1: I will not sing.
  • 1: I will not sing.
  • 1: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

27 7 / 2014

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

(Source: amandafelloffthebus, via guy)

27 7 / 2014

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27 7 / 2014

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27 7 / 2014

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via ayyemacarena)

27 7 / 2014

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27 7 / 2014

kirschtxin:

brings back a blast from like last year
I need to catch up on wtnv asap

(via sashanico)

27 7 / 2014

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via goat--overlord)

27 7 / 2014

thedavesofourlives:

thesparkofourlives:

thedavesofourlives:

lostforasecond:

thedavesofourlives:

DONT EVER TRY TO ERASE WITH SMENCIL ERASERS WHAT THE FUCK

number 2 is wrong it should be 1/r

shit son you’re right

i guess you’re gonna have to erase that

FUCK

thedavesofourlives:

thesparkofourlives:

thedavesofourlives:

lostforasecond:

thedavesofourlives:

DONT EVER TRY TO ERASE WITH SMENCIL ERASERS WHAT THE FUCK

number 2 is wrong it should be 1/r

shit son you’re right

i guess you’re gonna have to erase that

FUCK

(via ponyraindrops)